One day that bad Dr. Faustus

Was feeling right blue

He said I think I wil create me a playmate

Who’s heart will be true

So he fashioned a shy cinderella

To love through and through

But she looked like a prissy young church-girl

I said That won't do

Old Faustus was laughing to tears

At my incredulous stare

He cried Cease and desist

Boticelli has issued a dare

Then he molded his Arien mistress

With the long blond hair

Into a renaissance Queen

Of the red regal chair

But I said Catherine rocks

With a powerful passionate shiver

That shocks

Catherine rocks

And your bland Birth of Venus won't do

Underwire push-up Revlon

A heel on her shoe

Said Faustus sly devil

Blue eyes are now twinkling at you

So take one step forward

My friend I must bid you ADIEU

And watch where you're stepping

When she smiles it'll knock you back two

Now Catherine rocks

She dines by the seashore

And goes for long walks

Catherine rocks

Where the sunset does beckonto woo

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Gold heart in her bosom

She's reincarnated they say

In fact I could swear that I saw her

Oh just yesterday

Enroute with her flute

She was charming the children to play

They just stare in her blue eyes

And learn of her virtuous way

Yes Catherine rocks

From the top of Mount Seymour

Down to the docks

Catherine rocks

And she loves through and through

Catherine rocks

With a powerful passionate shiver that shocks

Catherine rocks

And the mountains echo

It's true

And the mountains echo

It's true

And the mountains echo

It's truuuue

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